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Are your underwear too tight?

• Yes
• No
• FUCKINGEYEGOUGINGDOOMCOCK! ARRRRGGHHHHH!

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We here at The Sporadical do not really care to study this particular statistic. It is but our great benevolence that causes us to raise this question so that it may stir in you an inspection into whether or not you are properly stirring.

Understandably, when you were younger you may have been 135lbs and convinced that that surely [...]

Which Assclown Hero is Most Beloved By You?

• Deadpool
• Freakazoid
• Lupin III
• Ashley J. “Ash” Williams
• Vash the Stampede

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While the term “assclown” may more generally apply to a goofy, comical person who is simply known for outlandishly dumb acts, I love using the term almost exclusively with those fictional characters who are not only the silliest, but often the most skilled and effective in their respective universes. Above is a selection of the most fantastically heroic [...]