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		<title>The Uncanny Pleasure of Time Travel Self-Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason T. Kocher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a particular recurring dream. I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Complete Back Amputation, A True Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason T. Kocher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember when I think it happened. I was playing basketball, one-on-one, and I was in a rare Dirk Nowitzki can-not-miss mode while playing much better defense than the my NBA reference. I had a bit of a throbbing pain in my inner thigh, but I told myself, &#8220;Just play through it, pussy. How many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diversified Mutant Ninja Turtles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 18:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason T. Kocher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of &#8220;Mutant Ninja Turtle&#8221;. For instance, USMNT means &#8220;Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles&#8221; (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not &#8220;United States Men&#8217;s National Team&#8221; as context eventually reveals. What a much more entertaining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unpopular Non-Denominational (But Mostly Christian) Holiday Favorites 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 06:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason T. Kocher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, dear! It&#8230;it&#8217;s past midnight&#8230; Have I&#8230; I have&#8230;missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for&#8230; I can&#8217;t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary [...]]]></description>
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