by Jason Thomas Kocher July 28th, 2010 Writing » Sporadical »
I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have:
- Rolling lushes on the night train.
- Smokin’ on a night train
- Chewin’ on a jelly roll.
- Praise the Lord.
by Ratchet December 26th, 2009 Writing » Sporadical »
I met a man from the future once. He seemed to think that he was better than me because I am from this primitive culture.
I asked him, “What’s so great about your culture?”
He said, “Our technological advances would blow your tiny mind. We can transfer our consciousness from vessel to vessel. This isn’t even the body I was born [...]
by Jason Thomas Kocher October 30th, 2009 Philosophy » Writing » Sporadical » Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Should my body ever expire, I desire a quite public viewing of my nude remains as a reminder to all in attendance what frail meat we are, but for my right foot which will be revealed to have been constructed of the most exquisite diamond. And even I, in my new robot body will be left to infinitely wonder…just what it all means.
by Jason Thomas Kocher May 25th, 2009 Culture » Sounds » Writing » Sporadical »

The Swedish disco megaband ABBA – and I don’t use the term megaband lightly – was our future.
Do not mistake me. I am not purporting that in the future we will resemble ABBA. No, no. ABBA was our future.
It already happened.
We missed it.
We [...]