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		<title>Dr. DoMore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 04:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason T. Kocher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can walk with the animals. I can talk with the animals. I can gestate their young!]]></description>
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		<title>The Stork Delivers</title>
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		<title>Super Tater Tot Tuesday</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those running for local, state and federal office are simply amplified versions of children running for Student Council; a glitzier gloss over worse students resulting in a more tragic vanity, promising the same old empty promises of Tater Tot Tuesdays.]]></description>
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		<title>Badgers? We Don&#8217;t Need No Stinkin&#8217; Badgers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 05:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am thinking of starting a Petting Zoo for which I will be sole owner, sole attraction&#8230;and potentially sole customer.]]></description>
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