Witty Bit Eruptions

I am thinking about making Thinking sexy…and that turns me on.

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself.

So I got to thinking…

What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom and when I do let him out, he’ll have the coolest hair-do in the forest.

Have you ever been looking at a photograph of several little dark brown puppies curled up on some hay in a barn for a long enough time that you begin considering that its possibly just a huge pile of horseshit…possibly from a horse that ate a litter of puppies?

A cure for boredom.

Wearing a tank top, gym shorts and nothing underneath, bike cross-town against 20mph winds and 30 degree thunder and lightning and sleet. Oh, my!

It seemed like a much better idea when I was in the locker-room.