Author: Ratchet

A ravishing beauty with endless intricate talents, whose mere presence makes the public shake in their pants and boots. She would be our overlord by now if the secret government didn't have in its possession the sacred Gem of Auckuband, which keeps her powers at bay. She likes the guy who likes bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. For some reason...

posts by Ratchet

Man From The Future

by December 26th, 2009 - Creative » Writing »

I met a man from the future once. He seemed to think that he was better than me because I am from this primitive culture. I asked him, “What’s so great about your culture?” He said, “Our technological advances would blow your tiny mind. We can transfer our consciousness from vessel to vessel. This isn’t […]

Winter King

by April 4th, 2009 - Creative » Artsy »

Korg DS-10 Review

by November 9th, 2008 - Culture » Video Games »

I am a happy monkey. I just got my copy of Korg DS-10 for the Nintendo DS. I’ve been playing with it for about a day. For those who don’t know, Korg DS-10 is, at it’s heart, an emulation of the Korg MS-10 synthesizer in the form of a Nintendo DS game cartridge. Of course, […]

I Am Sooooo Kicking Ass In Rune Factory!

by October 17th, 2008 - Culture » Video Games »

I am kicking so much ass in Rune Factory. I’m already at, like, level 78 and I’m only in the Spring of my second year. I have the pass to Dannan Cave, so I can get Devil Blood and mine Platinum. I already have a Rune Shield, and I have such high forging skill that […]

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