Witty Bit Eruptions

Dr. DoMore

by October 1st, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I can walk with the animals. I can talk with the animals. I can gestate their young!

The Stork Delivers

by September 15th, 2011 Science » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Overheard at the Cannibal Commune: “Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”

Super Tater Tot Tuesday

by September 7th, 2011 Politics » Society » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Those running for local, state and federal office are simply amplified versions of children running for Student Council; a glitzier gloss over worse students resulting in a more tragic vanity, promising the same old empty promises of Tater Tot Tuesdays.

Badgers? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badgers!

by September 2nd, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am thinking of starting a Petting Zoo for which I will be sole owner, sole attraction…and potentially sole customer.

The Sporadical skeptically promotes the following:
SKEPTIC Reason Penn and Teller Frank Zappa