The Zappa Conspiracy That Never Was and Certainly Isn’t

by October 4th, 2010 - Society » Culture » Sounds »

A few days ago, I was talking to a lady friend of mine and brought up Frank Zappa’s marriage and assumed philandering as a trivial argument against monogamy and for honest promiscuity. I was told that apparently a biography of Frank Zappa actually tells a story of Gail Zappa getting quite angry over some new friend that Frank brought home.

This caused me to wonder along similar lines that that were cartoonishly drawn after Kurt Cobain killed himself, in particular the conspiracy that Courtney Love had actually done the deed.

I’m curious why such slanderous thoughts never made their way to any form of print when Frank Zappa died. Surely, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that a jealous and enraged Mrs. Zappa may have waited until Frank was asleep, loaded a syringe full with cancer and then plunged it deep into his prostate without anyone ever being the wiser…


Of course not…but I am better entertained for having thought it….

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