The Shot Spittle-Splattered ‘Round the World
by Jason T. Kocher May 8th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »
In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.
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