by Jason T. Kocher May 22nd, 2011 - Society »
On that fateful day, I was the very first raptured thus causing god to cancel all further rapturing as he was content with only me for all of eternity.
Unfortunately…god is not enough for me…
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May 28th, 2011 at 4:23 am
Really, I thought he sent you back because you’re a libertarian 😉