posts from humor
I can walk with the animals. I can talk with the animals. I can gestate their young!
Overheard at the Cannibal Commune: “Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”
Hakuna Matata A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.” “Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze It means you don’t have Herpes.“