posts from raccoon

Raccoon Hair Salon

by April 14th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself. So I got to thinking… What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom […]

Super Hepatitis Taco 3: Ultimate Championship Edition Alpha 5

by February 28th, 2011 - Science » Culture » Video Games »

As I tremble in stupid anticipation of my impending epidural, my mind turns to the last time my imagination was traumatized by an impending medical procedure. When I was around 7 years old, my father and I stopped one night to grab some tacos at Taco Bell. A week or so later, there was a […]

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