I have only led such a stressed and anxious life thus far, in order to develop a sufficient number of gray and eccentric strands upon my head. The debatable remainder, I shall live completely relaxed and strikingly styled.

The oft lauded construct of substance, placed above and beyond mere style, is in fact nothing more than something of one of the more boring and jealous styles.

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA! *SNORT* HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! What the hell is THAT and why the hell is it HERE!? We are all forced to ask that question. Well…that picture WAS taken of me at some time in a past that I do not entirely remember. It was brought to my attention today by the lovely Miss Ratchet. […]