Political

• One seeks to injure or kill the target due to some anger one feels for that person.
• One’s life is first morally unjustly threatened by the target, in such a way as to be on the same level as being threatened with deadly force.
• One hopes to take posession of the target’s money or property for one’s own benefit.
• One hopes to take posession of the target’s money or property to use in a way that one deems would help the target.
• One hopes to take posession of the target’s money or property to use in a way that one deems would help a third person or group.
• One hopes to influence the private activities, thoughts and/or beliefs of the target.
• Other. (Do tell…)
• It would not be morally just in any situation.

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• The Economy
• Abortion
• War
• Individual Freedom
• The Environment
• Social Equality

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• “America…this November you will have to answer one of the hardest questions: ‘Why does my hand smell like my ass?’”
• “Look…let’s cut the shit…stick ‘em up! Give us all your money and no one gets hurt, see?!”
• “Elect Barack Obama president…for his coming was fortold by the great ancient Mayans. 2012 here we come!”
• “So…a pregnant woman, her transvestite sibling, and a putrefying donkey walk into a leather bar…”
• “Assume the party escort submission position. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the election. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.”

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• Mommy
• Daddy
• Neither. I sleep in the nude with the windows wide open, daring passersby with my unassailable logic.

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