Witty Bit Eruptions

I can walk with the animals. I can talk with the animals. I can gestate their young!

Overheard at the Cannibal Commune: “Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”

Those running for local, state and federal office are simply amplified versions of children running for Student Council; a glitzier gloss over worse students resulting in a more tragic vanity, promising the same old empty promises of Tater Tot Tuesdays.

I am thinking of starting a Petting Zoo for which I will be sole owner, sole attraction…and potentially sole customer.