Writing

IT is Just Across the Street

by May 14th, 2012 Creative » Writing »

IT is not something I like to think about. And I try not to, putting IT out of mind and out of sight. However, when I do happen to see IT and bring myself to think about IT, I feel IT is something I should share. The building across the street from me, the same […]

The Uncanny Pleasure of Time Travel Self-Love

by September 14th, 2011 Science » Creative » Writing »

I have a particular recurring dream. I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, […]

Complete Back Amputation, A True Tale

by February 25th, 2011 Science » Culture » Sports » Creative » Writing »

I remember when I think it happened. I was playing basketball, one-on-one, and I was in a rare Dirk Nowitzki can-not-miss mode while playing much better defense than the my NBA reference. I had a bit of a throbbing pain in my inner thigh, but I told myself, “Just play through it, pussy. How many […]

Diversified Mutant Ninja Turtles

by February 5th, 2011 Culture » Film and TV » Creative » Writing »

Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals. What a much more entertaining […]

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