Writing

I have a particular recurring dream.

I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, that we do not notice until [...]

I remember when I think it happened. I was playing basketball, one-on-one, and I was in a rare Dirk Nowitzki can-not-miss mode while playing much better defense than the my NBA reference. I had a bit of a throbbing pain in my inner thigh, but I told myself, “Just play through [...]

Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals.

What a much more entertaining world my ignorance provides.

I don’t [...]

• Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again!

  FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

• Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me!
• On the 25th of December, in front of Mary and Joseph, the Three Wisemen, some farm animals…and [...]