Author: Ratchet

A ravishing beauty with endless intricate talents, whose mere presence makes the public shake in their pants and boots. She would be our overlord by now if the secret government didn't have in its possession the sacred Gem of Auckuband, which keeps her powers at bay. She likes the guy who likes bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. For some reason...

posts by Ratchet

Tomato Child Beneath the Stairs

by July 22nd, 2008 - Creative » Writing »

Ratchet’s Dream Diary — May 15, 2008 I unlock the door to my apartment building, exhausted after a long day at work. As I open the door, I find that Bonnie, my upstairs neighbor, is standing at the bottom of the stairs, her young daughter at her side. She is holding a strange bundle. She […]

JTK Hoops It Up!

by May 23rd, 2008 - Creative » Comics » classic JTK »

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JTK Gets Booklearnin’

by April 29th, 2008 - Creative » Comics » classic JTK »

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Criminal Feetses

by April 24th, 2008 - Creative » Writing »

Ratchet’s Dream Diary – April 14, 2008 I feel anxious. My boyfriend works for a reputed mobster who looks like Al Pacino. This Pacino character runs a chain of convenience stores. The business is legitimate in every way except that when business is slow, Pacino gets a bunch of his employees together and they put […]

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