Author: Ratchet

A ravishing beauty with endless intricate talents, whose mere presence makes the public shake in their pants and boots. She would be our overlord by now if the secret government didn't have in its possession the sacred Gem of Auckuband, which keeps her powers at bay. She likes the guy who likes bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. For some reason...

posts by Ratchet

Tomato Child Beneath the Stairs

by Ratchet July 22nd, 2008 - Dream Diaries »

Ratchet’s Dream Diary — May 15, 2008

I unlock the door to my apartment building, exhausted after a long day at work. As I open the door, I find that Bonnie, my upstairs neighbor, is standing at the bottom of the stairs, her young daughter at her side. She is holding a strange bundle. She asks me, “Is this your baby?”

The baby clings to her breast like a monkey and looks like a tiny, emaciated old man with wily eyes and hollow cheeks. The child is mine, but I am loath to admit it. It stares at me with a look of indifferent recognition, its eyes alert and intelligent. I stare back, narrowly, silently.

“I found it in a crib back there,” Bonnie continues, pointing with her thumb to a nook beneath the stairs, “Do you know where it came [...]

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JTK Hoops It Up!

by Ratchet May 23rd, 2008 - Comics » classic JTK »


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JTK Gets Booklearnin’

by Ratchet April 29th, 2008 - Comics » classic JTK »


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Criminal Feetses

by Ratchet April 24th, 2008 - Dream Diaries »

Ratchet’s Dream Diary – April 14, 2008

I feel anxious.

My boyfriend works for a reputed mobster who looks like Al Pacino. This Pacino character runs a chain of convenience stores. The business is legitimate in every way except that when business is slow, Pacino gets a bunch of his employees together and they put on masks and rob the stores of his competitors.

I feel anxious because my boyfriend is out on one of these stick-’em-up missions. I am in a gray-green warehouse, waiting for them to return. Somehow, I am a nurse.

Their van squeals into the warehouse. Pacino jumps out of the passenger-side sliding door in a rage, berating one of his employees. He is ripping his ski mask off, gesticulating wildly, saying, “You call that a hold up? My grandmother knows how to hold a gun better than you!” My [...]

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