Should Doctor Who ever need to end – if the end of the human species and its knowledge be imminent, unavoidable and irrecoverable – the last episode should take place on planet Gallifrey with whomever the current Doctor is stealing a Tardis and escaping just before being mortally wounded and regenerating into the form of […]

Gogol Bordello rocked out the Hayek-inspired “Not A Crime”, commenting, surely, on free-markets and free-minds, then spent the rest of the show trying to sell people the shit they don’t want to buy…the new album. There’s too many fucking singers, like some sad after-school multi-cultural feel good pallette…that, yes, feels good, but sounds like shit. […]

I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have: Rolling lushes on the night train. Smokin’ on a night train Chewin’ on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord.

Here is a call to outlaw Obscenity Laws on the grounds that they are the only obscenity. Full Disclosure: I don’t feel that I am defined by these things…but I do like sex…and I do like porn… …and for me, the question of whether something is artistic or not is not relevant. In less controversial […]