Author: Jason Thomas Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

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POLL: Whose Passtime?

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 28th, 2010 - Polls » Crazy Pants » Polls » Entertainment »

Who wants to get naked and watch The Neverending Story?

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An Alternative to Probably Not

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 21st, 2010 - Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

god does not work…but still goes about it in mysterious ways…

I like to believe sometimes…that god DOES exists. And WAS all-powerful. And DID have a plan.

But then, one night, when stumbling in the dark to the bathroom to take a piss, he/she slipped and slammed his/her head off the side of the toilet. He/she lost not only the control [...]

Waving My Dick in the Wind – The Non-Nudist Naked Freedom-Loving Nude Beach Review

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 19th, 2010 - Culture » Philosophy » Politics » Society »

There will come a time when everybody
Who is lonely will be free…
To sing & dance & love (dance and love)

There will come a time when every evil
That we know will be an evil…
That we can rise above (rise above)

Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford
To buy a pair of mod a go-go stretch-elastic pants…
There will come a time [...]

methodFunction

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 15th, 2010 - Writing » Poetry »

private void sounds(everything) {

newLines

punch-card programs
echoing
extrapolating
competing
recursive calls

boolean thoughts
muffled
lost
in the arguments
of concert halls

fooling the void
pulses of impulse
a beat
the mind can dance to
and not another

everySingleBreath.makingSense();

stop();

this.return(methodFunction);

}

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