Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

Get Bailed Out

by November 13th, 2008 - Politics »

Ho ho…ain’t it just such a grand thing that our economy still sucks and that our government’s faltering and questionable attempts to prop it up yet play heavily in the daily news. The joy is that, certain things and thoughts that I enjoyed during the passage of the Bailout are still relevant…and therefore arguably worthy […]

Drinking Games

by November 4th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »

Four governments walk into a bar. Nature says she has been, “…and always will be”. Man over men says, “…but further through me.” Religion claims, “…and I above all of these.” Man, alone… …says nothing, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves. None or all agree. The punch line… …escapes me.

Mr. C at the End of Time

by October 30th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »

This is NOT your father’s Perry Como… Did your father have a Perry Como? So, you’re saying…oh…he didn’t… …hmmmm… Well… You know what…I don’t think this IS a Perry Como… … …um… … NO! It IS a PERRY COMO! It may not…um… …it may not be…not YOUR father’s Perry Como…but… …oh…god damn it… I’m Thomas […]

The Economy Dummy

by October 23rd, 2008 - Politics »

Before we are once more drawn into the warm wet embrace of faith in the economy, I wanted to make note of my recently evolved commonsense skepticism of economic systems. At some point in my life, I unfortunately lost my endless curiosity in subjects that lay just outside the confines of my current knowledge. One […]

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