Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

At Your Service: A Trial of Ordeals

by April 9th, 2008 - Society »

So…it has been confirmed.* I am a real human being, born of this planet. I am on the grid, on the records, in the mix, of the people, more fact than fiction. Bollocks! I have contracted jury duty…or as I like to call it, “High School PART VI”. Given that I couldn’t keep a straight […]

One of the Known Reasons We Are All Screwed

by March 30th, 2008 - Science »

The other night, Professor Pikachu was on Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell hocking his new book, Physics of the Impossible: A Scientific Exploration into the World of Phasers, Force Fields, Teleportation, and Time Travel. I will eventually buy Pikachu’s book, likely enjoying it immensely, but will write a mini-review here: In Physics of […]

An End

by March 27th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »

From the highest hill…lies the valley. For all you can see…the sea is still vast. And yet the question remains: where was it that you stepped last? Long and hard—the die long cast—you’ve traveled many lands, wore all the shades of grey, and although the creator you are, it still remains as much a mystery […]

Hermit and Friends in the Zero Room

by February 29th, 2008 - Politics » Creative » Writing »

I’ve stopped drinking again… …but I’m still talking to the IRS and it’s just as enjoyable as it had traditionally been after a bottle Jäger at 8am. This is a serious statement, outside of the convoluted, phantom alcoholism. The IRS hotline folks are my friends…my only friends? Perhaps, but certainly my best, most loyal, and […]

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