Diversified Mutant Ninja Turtles

by February 5th, 2011 - Culture » Film and TV » Creative » Writing »

Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals.

What a much more entertaining world my ignorance provides.

I don’t know much, but I do know that the world would be a better place if it had more Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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