The Ho-Hum Masturbatory Doldrums of the State of the Union Address

by January 24th, 2012 - Politics »

Hey. I missed the State of the Union Address. Did it go something like this?

“Those other guys are assholes. We don’t do anything wrong. We will prevent everything that could ever go wrong to anyone and give everyone everything they always wanted. We are the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.”

And then a bunch of thoughtless puppets applauded, caught up in the superficial pageantry that mandates a glaze of higher meaning to their smelly, corporeal lives?

It did? Good. I didn’t miss anything, then. They use the same one every year.

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