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The Concubine

by Jason Thomas Kocher January 10th, 2010 - Writing » Dream Diaries »

We hear a muddled voice, speaking in rhythm and de facto secrecy, repeating…memorized lines…a religious act…or an act of mild mannered madness.

Blues and greys fading to black fill the blanks of the walls, a small white bed somewhere in center.

A Victorian nonchalance hangs in the air as it does in her hair, brunette curls sleeping, a dress [...]

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POLL: Do You Carry Your Strife in Your Pants?

by Jason Thomas Kocher November 28th, 2009 - Polls » Crazy Pants » Politics » Science »

Are your underwear too tight?

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We here at The Sporadical do not really care to study this particular statistic. It is but our great benevolence that causes us to raise this question so that it may stir in you an inspection into whether or not you are properly stirring.

Understandably, when you were younger you may have been 135lbs and convinced that that surely [...]

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brilliant

by Jason Thomas Kocher October 30th, 2009 - Philosophy » Writing » Sporadical » Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Should my body ever expire, I desire a quite public viewing of my nude remains as a reminder to all in attendance what frail meat we are, but for my right foot which will be revealed to have been constructed of the most exquisite diamond. And even I, in my new robot body will be left to infinitely wonder…just what it all means.


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Cutting Teeth

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 25th, 2009 - Writing » Poetry »

A perfect death
for its almost nature

An effort towards
a injested jelly

Further a tearing white flash
and die just more

A dripping grin
toweling off

Spitting out
a barbwire breath
to begin again


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