A few days ago, I was talking to a lady friend of mine and brought up Frank Zappa’s marriage and assumed philandering as a trivial argument against monogamy and for honest promiscuity. I was told that apparently a biography of Frank Zappa actually tells a story of Gail Zappa getting quite angry over some new friend that Frank brought home.

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I go to the gym to try and break machines and to be sweaty and naked in all the right places.

I do not have a trainer. I’m not training for anything other than to have the shape of a dolphin and the musk of a wolverine.

However, I was struck the other day what a queer Triathlon I was involved in: [...]