Which Assclown Hero is Most Beloved By You?

• Deadpool
• Freakazoid
• Lupin III
• Ashley J. “Ash” Williams
• Vash the Stampede

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While the term “assclown” may more generally apply to a goofy, comical person who is simply known for outlandishly dumb acts, I love using the term almost exclusively with those fictional characters who are not only the silliest, but often the most skilled and effective in their respective universes. Above is a selection of the most fantastically heroic [...]

It would not be accurate to describe myself as a die-hard, long-storied, massively multiplayer online (MMO) video game player, but I have certainly logged a few hours in the past – intensely – and may well be on my way to deserving such a description as I’ve recently taken a [...]

If Neil Gaiman writes an episode of Doctor Who, the plot will revolve around:

• Some random pre-existing mythology. Spin the wheel…
• Shakespeare meeting Shakespeare and having a threesome with an alien Shakespeare.
• Hailing Satan.
• The Cybermen rebuilt in the image of Morrisey.
• Something otherwise brilliant…

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Doctor Who is a brilliant show. If you are not familiar with it, the general premise follows a mostly quirky Time Lord (alien-type) referred to only as The Doctor, travelling anywhere and everywhere in time and space. When gravely injured, he regenerates into different forms (actors) so that he lives more or less forever in, [...]