Four governments walk into a bar. Nature says she has been, “…and always will be”. Man over men says, “…but further through me.” Religion claims, “…and I above all of these.” Man, alone… …says nothing, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves. None or all agree. The punch line… …escapes me.

I am learned… In The Sporadical’s continuing crusade to uncover overlooked, underground cultural idiosyncrasies that will aid us in transitioning to The Second Surreal and Unnerving Human Empire, we bring you…cows crapping in a field for money! Cow Chip Bingo! Traditionally, Cow Chip Bingo is begun by a township painting a grid onto a field, […]