There are quite a few things wrong with the procedures of U.S. elections. Very many of these are born of corruptions within government that will never change unless responsible actions are taken by the electorate. First and foremost would be educating oneself about the candidates on the ballot.

I remember being in a voting booth several times and looking down [...]

Who are you voting for in the 2008 United States Presidential Election?

• Ralph Nader, Independent
• Bob Barr, Libertarian Party
• Pier Paolo Pasolini, Dead
• Róger Calero, Socialist Workers Party
• José Offerman, Retired Baseball Player
• Arch Stanton, Fictional
• Charles Theodore “Chili” Davis, Retired Baseball Player

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My scientists have formulated that putting these polls into posts under their own category will not only pad my stats and make slightly mightier the girth of this fine site, but will also – shockingly! – organize the damn things so that they may be better perused in their later years.

First up…the 2008 US Presidential Election.

I have [...]