reason, the print and digital warriors of free minds and free markets (collectively known as freedom), have put together a seven day cruise through the Caribbean for relatively like-minded vacationers. Unfortunately, it’s a bit out of my current price-range, particularly given that I’ve already spent a sum on a similarly, though quite singularly, themed trip […]

Most elections, I’ll just find libertarian candidates who appear principally legit and put a check next to their names and leave the rest of the ballot blank. I’ll be doing the same this Tuesday except for Governor of New York. From what I’ve seen, Warren Redlich is a fine Libertarian candidate, but Kristin Davis, the […]

If any politician is trying to sell him or herself to you by stating all the wonderful things that they are going to do for you or others… *blinks* …keep fucking shopping for a candidate. Or place a big red X next to “NONE, THANKS”. The asshole who is going to promise to beat your […]

Late one night while watching an episode of the Colbert Report, it came time for the interview segment to which more often or not I tend to make a jerking off gesture towards the product being peddled, Colbert’s comic flair lubricating the way, but on this night rubbed myself imaginarily raw in protest of guest […]