Early Friday: Checked weather report to see what lie in store. Low Pollen Level. We should be fine. Friday Afternoon: Came across several articles from neo-con pundits arguing for a preemptive bombing of the Caribbean Sea before Hurricane Irene could form and attack the US. Friday Night: I decided to stock up on essentials: Chocolate, […]
posts from new york city
For various reasons that, for now, must remain secret, I have had cause to leave my apartment at night and stumble around town until I lose whatever thought I had just previously found and find myself, instead, terribly lost and in need of a sit-down at some time likely after midnight. This wouldn’t be a […]
In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.
So excited was New York Jets‘ Head Coach Rex Ryan after the teams impressive 28-21 win against the New England Patriots, that he lost all control, ran onto the field, grabbed running back Shonn Greene as if to hug him before spinning him upside down, tearing off his cleats and forcing his entire left foot […]