Should my body ever expire, I desire a quite public viewing of my nude remains as a reminder to all in attendance what frail meat we are, but for my right foot which will be revealed to have been constructed of the most exquisite diamond. And even I, in my new robot body will be […]

And the recipient of THE SPORADICAL INSTITUTE’s 2009 Fuck It Peace Prize is… PAUL LYNDE What!? Why?! Because… Well… Fuck it…he just is, alright? SCREW! Get your own goddamn peace prize and you can give it to whoever the hell YOU want… Or are we gonna fight about it?! Huh? Punk!

To pursue with whatever vigor desirous, at any given moment, any activity or object that would result in the most personally acceptable ratio of pleasure to malady, accepting responsiblity for any potential miscalculation, the only necessary external condition being that one’s actions not directly deprive another of the same pursuit.

After Barack Obama’s election, one of the jokes that I most frequently made was… “After the next 8 years of unqualified success, I will still somehow run for and be elected president to succeed his two already wonderful terms.” This is to make light of the fact that even before the election was final, the […]