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The Nintendo 3DS Impedes Urination

by March 27th, 2011 - Culture » Video Games »

Saturday Night. Union Square, New York City Best Buy. Nintendo spontaneously decides to launch their new stereoscopic 3D handheld video game system, 3DS, so that they had an excuse to close down the Best Buy and deny my very urgent need for its public bathroom. DAMN YOU NINTENDO! After mad-dashing through the closing minutes of […]

Educating Educators: The Price of Doing Nothing

by March 15th, 2011 - Politics » Society »

A lot has been said recently regarding the costs of public education and society’s respect or lack thereof for teachers. And as usual, the foaming sea of all that is said misses most of the points and devolves into the normal tried-and-true political battle of unexamined, preexisting emotions that are the core of Red vs. […]

Waving My Dick in the Wind – The Non-Nudist Freedom-Loving Nude Beach Review

by August 19th, 2010 - Politics » Society » Culture » Travel »

There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will be free… To sing & dance & love (dance and love) There will come a time when every evil That we know will be an evil… That we can rise above (rise above) Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford To buy […]

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