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god and Me – Rapture Edition

by Jason T. Kocher May 22nd, 2011 - Society »

On that fateful day, I was the very first raptured thus causing god to cancel all further rapturing as he was content with only me for all of eternity. Unfortunately…god is not enough for me… Thursday Nights, This Fall on ABC!

Pleasure Me an Axiom

by Jason T. Kocher August 15th, 2009 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

There is no further evidence required to disprove the existence of a benevolent god beyond the fact that the human anus is not sufficiently self-lubricating.

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