Stunt Cock n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china. “Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”

Revenge Politics n: a practice by which one political faction’s capricious or otherwise questionable policies and actions are fueled by or rationalized by an opposing faction’s previous transgressions of the same order, alternatingly favoring one class or segment of the population above the other, creating a vicious, compounding cycle of unprincipled government to the detriment […]

Lazy dc n: a state where time does not stop, it dies…slowly; and few others rarely live in a cold blue soft dawn world of powdery concrete and seamless slight grey, labyrinthine horizons. “Well past midnight while walking around Wall Street, I took such a fantastically wrong turn in perception that I found myself dreamily […]

Eboobullient adj: overflowing with high-spirited, enthusiastic breasts, bubbling up like a boiling liquid. “The young man I interviewed that day surely would have secured the position if it wasn’t for his eboobullient shoulder blades making the feat simply impossible.”