The Record Plays

by Jason Thomas Kocher January 14th, 2010 - Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

The record pauses and skips and emits a note it was never meant to play, forcing us into that fleeting groove, closed over, a neutered consciousness waiting for another odd, crackled gasp that may never come.


Schweinsteiger

by Jason Thomas Kocher January 12th, 2010 - Reference »

Schweinsteiger

n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their new homes.

“Alas, my piggins are woefully unfucked. Please, with haste, fetch the nearest schweinsteiger!”


The Concubine

by Jason Thomas Kocher January 10th, 2010 - Writing » Dream Diaries »

We hear a muddled voice, speaking in rhythm and de facto secrecy, repeating…memorized lines…a religious act…or an act of mild mannered madness.

Blues and greys fading to black fill the blanks of the walls, a small white bed somewhere in center.

A Victorian nonchalance hangs in the air as it does in her hair, brunette curls sleeping, a dress [...]

Teorema 2016: Oh Baby

by Jason Thomas Kocher December 30th, 2009 - Culture »

Teorema 2016: Oh Baby

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