Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

The Holiday Spirit

by November 3rd, 2016 - Creative »

Our last dying descendants from the distant future, desperate to preserve all that was good of the species, slipped back in time and melted their mind into their own primordial ooze – but the ingredients echoed, our nature crackled, the warmth too warm and the cheer bitter still, our spirit was something else again. A […]

The Lavender

by October 23rd, 2016 - Creative »

Ashley Paulus (born Hope Unger) grew to be one of the strongest empaths the world has ever known; her ability so great that it overpowers her control, leaving her no choice but to bear the emotional turmoil of an entire universe, each pang of anxiety, fear, and despair – every moment – struck, scraped and […]

GALACTUS the Chipmunk™

by October 20th, 2016 - Creative »

GALACTUS the Chipmunk™ is a furry bundle of radiation, a prisoner of the universe’s gravitational fields, forced to melt through one side of a planet and out the other over and over until it finally breaks apart in an explosion sending GALACTUS the Chipmunk™, an endless Spirograph™ of destruction, onto the next victim. On one […]

Flash Nap

by September 25th, 2014 - Creative » Reference »

Nap, sleep, amnesia, busy, modern, blackout

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