Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

The Lavender

by October 23rd, 2016 - Creative »

Ashley Paulus (born Hope Unger) grew to be one of the strongest empaths the world has ever known; her ability so great that it overpowers her control, leaving her no choice but to bear the emotional turmoil of an entire universe, each pang of anxiety, fear, and despair – every moment – struck, scraped and […]

GALACTUS the Chipmunk™

by October 20th, 2016 - Creative »

GALACTUS the Chipmunk™ is a furry bundle of radiation, a prisoner of the universe’s gravitational fields, forced to melt through one side of a planet and out the other over and over until it finally breaks apart in an explosion sending GALACTUS the Chipmunk™, an endless Spirograph™ of destruction, onto the next victim. On one […]

Flash Nap

by September 25th, 2014 - Creative » Reference »

Nap, sleep, amnesia, busy, modern, blackout

Bold New Movements in Kitchen Design

by October 4th, 2012 - Creative » Moving Pictures »

Yes. I am now keeping the toilet paper in the kitchen. To HELL with the thoughtless hand-me-down logic of our elders. REVOLUTION!

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