Author: Jason Thomas Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

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Drinking Games

by Jason Thomas Kocher November 4th, 2008 - Poetry » Surrealpolitik »

Four governments walk into a bar.

Nature says she has been,
“…and always will be”.

Man over men says,
“…but further through me.”

Religion claims,
“…and I above all of these.”

Man,
alone…

…says nothing,
orders a drink,
drinks it,
and leaves.

None or all agree.

The punch line…
…escapes me.


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Mr. C at the End of Time

by Jason Thomas Kocher October 30th, 2008 - Poetry » Sporadical »



This is NOT your father’s Perry Como


Did your father have a Perry Como?


So, you’re saying…oh…he didn’t…

…hmmmm…


Well…


You know what…I don’t think this IS a Perry Como


…um…




NO! It IS a PERRY COMO!

It may not…um…

…it may not be…not YOUR father’s Perry Como…but…

…oh…god damn it…




I’m Thomas K…and I’m not

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POLL: At the Point of a Gun…

by Jason Thomas Kocher October 28th, 2008 - Polls » Politics »

In what situation(s) is it morally just to threaten another at the point of a gun or other such deadly force?

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Disclaimer: This post in no way seeks to promote any form of violence.

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The Economy Dummy

by Jason Thomas Kocher October 23rd, 2008 - Surrealpolitik »

Before we are once more drawn into the warm wet embrace of faith in the economy, I wanted to make note of my recently evolved commonsense skepticism of economic systems.

At some point in my life, I unfortunately lost my endless curiosity in subjects that lay just outside the confines of my current knowledge. One such subject that has remained an indiscernible fuzzy object in the far distance of my rear view mirror is economics.

I would, now and then, seek to discover what hidden forces, equations, or rationale made the interest rate rise and fall; the value of our dollar change in relation to other currencies; and stocks sporadically fluctuate in price. Surely, there must be some logic behind it all.

Shortly into an investigation of these subjects, I would soon scratch my head, give up and default that since it doesn’t [...]

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