Have you ever been looking at a photograph of several little dark brown puppies curled up on some hay in a barn for a long enough time that you begin considering that it’s possibly just a huge pile of horseshit…possibly from a horse that ate a litter of puppies?

Should Cinecittà, the legendary Italian film studio, be kept alive by government funds? I think the answer to one simple question can decide that. “When does the next really good Fellini movie come out?” Oh…never, you say? Well…looks like you’re a fucking Walmart then… As a totally-for-real, bonafide, you-betcha, no-kidding Italian citizen (sure…) I feel […]

“…right?” Largely regarded as the greatest sociology textbook covering the impetus and default nature of human conversation and group formation wherein people gather in a room, close all the doors and windows and come to a positive consensus as to the olfactory quality of their collective fart…right? You’ve heard of that new textbook “…right?”

While I have great passion for the subject, I would love to find out that all of mathematics is completely wrong and that we’d only been very lucky with all of the engineering projects we’ve accomplished over the course of our existence. Somewhere above us floats an invisible spaceship with benevolent aliens looking on, ready […]