Abortion in Rick Santorum

by May 8th, 2011 - Politics »

I am still processing the Republican 2012 Presidential Primary Debate that was just held in South Carolina.

I dig Ron Paul and Gary Johnson. That much I know.

The other thing I know. Santorum is “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.”

Thanks to Dan Savage for defining that.

He speaks with such tight ass white hot hatred on any subject. He could say, “I like puppies. They are so cute and playful and curiously bound through life with the same joy that we all should,” but while saying this his eyes would turn red and his teeth would be ground to powder just before blood spilled out of his mouth, horns grew out of his head and beetles crawled out his nose.

I’m not sure his exact position on abortion, but I think it might be something akin to, “Abortion must be banned. We can’t just kill babies and throw them away. They are too delicious.”

He may be so adamantly against abortion just because it would be a food shortage for him. “And life starts at conception. You have to let them ripen, otherwise your demon power is not sufficiently replenished from drinking their blood!”

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