Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

Does Weight Matter?

by January 25th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

It’s not very long, isn’t thick and knows no motion, but it does weigh 27 lbs.

POLL: Hells Bells (I’m Only Bleeding)

by January 17th, 2011 - Culture »

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The NFL Playoffs Are Afoot – Rex Ryan Devouring his Players

by January 17th, 2011 - Culture » Arts » Culture » Sports »

So excited was New York Jets‘ Head Coach Rex Ryan after the teams impressive 28-21 win against the New England Patriots, that he lost all control, ran onto the field, grabbed running back Shonn Greene as if to hug him before spinning him upside down, tearing off his cleats and forcing his entire left foot […]

The Great Tastykake Sacrifice – Pork Krimpets

by January 16th, 2011 - Culture » Food » Politics »

I don’t fully understand this picture, either, and I’m the one who cobbled it together. As someone with a libertarian philosophy of government, I’m often found raining on other people’s publicly-funded parades: sports arenas, the arts, environmental programs, saving that old lady down the street from herself and all those cats, parades (literally). You’re welcome. […]

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