Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

The Zappa Conspiracy That Never Was and Certainly Isn’t

by October 4th, 2010 - Society » Culture » Sounds »

A few days ago, I was talking to a lady friend of mine and brought up Frank Zappa’s marriage and assumed philandering as a trivial argument against monogamy and for honest promiscuity. I was told that apparently a biography of Frank Zappa actually tells a story of Gail Zappa getting quite angry over some new […]

A Corner Room in an Open Mind : What When Begin Precedent Again

by September 13th, 2010 - Culture » Society » Creative » Writing »

I’m walking. It’s what I’m propelled to do under such circumstances. Behind me, an old man trips…and falls…and dies. I don’t turn to look, but keep on walking. There is no need to see with my eyes. My very being knows it to be true, even if it hasn’t actually occurred. I am even quite […]

An Alternative to Probably Not

by August 21st, 2010 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

god does not work…but still goes about it in mysterious ways… I like to believe sometimes…that god DOES exists. And WAS all-powerful. And DID have a plan. But then, one night, when stumbling in the dark to the bathroom to take a piss, he/she slipped and slammed his/her head off the side of the toilet. […]

Waving My Dick in the Wind – The Non-Nudist Freedom-Loving Nude Beach Review

by August 19th, 2010 - Politics » Society » Culture » Travel »

There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will be free… To sing & dance & love (dance and love) There will come a time when every evil That we know will be an evil… That we can rise above (rise above) Who cares if you’re so poor you can’t afford To buy […]

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