The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.
by Jason T. Kocher September 2nd, 2009 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Should any action of mine seem brave or adventurous, trust that it is only taken out of a desperate, desperate boredom of the alternative.
by Jason T. Kocher August 25th, 2009 - Creative » Poetry »
A perfect death for its almost nature An effort towards a injested jelly Further a tearing white flash and die just more A dripping grin toweling off Spitting out a barbwire breath to begin again
by Jason T. Kocher August 15th, 2009 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
There is no further evidence required to disprove the existence of a benevolent god beyond the fact that the human anus is not sufficiently self-lubricating.
by Jason T. Kocher August 15th, 2009 - Culture » Film and TV »
I am, on a regular occasion, obsessed with both John Astin and Patty Duke. I loved both of their most famous roles, John Astin as Gomez Addams on The Addams Family and Patty Duke as Patty and Cathy Lane on The Patty Duke Show. I sadly have not seen much more of Patty Duke’s career, […]
