I caught wind earlier that day, June 9th 2009, that David Byrne was playing a free show as part of the Celebrate Brooklyn concert series in Prospect Park in Brooklyn. I thought to myself… “God Damn…I love him…” “I bet there’s gonna be god-awful hipsters everywhere…a sea of sucking humanity…one big coffin…” “And, of course, […]

Dear Reader, I suffer no greater alarm than when, after posting an article on politics that may particularly criticize the Democratic Party, I find that the advertisements on the site take a turn to Newt Gingrich, George W. Bush, or most frighteningly, Ann Coulter. I trust you’re savvy enough to understand this is an automatic […]

After Barack Obama’s election, one of the jokes that I most frequently made was… “After the next 8 years of unqualified success, I will still somehow run for and be elected president to succeed his two already wonderful terms.” This is to make light of the fact that even before the election was final, the […]

In response to the recent panic surrounding the H1N1 virus, as well as for basic hygiene, my workplace recently installed motion activated hand sanitizer dispensers throughout its establishment. I had encountered something similar once before in a public restroom dispenser that squirted soap on your hands when simply placed before its electronic eye. There was […]