The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.
by Jason T. Kocher December 28th, 2008 - Culture » Politics »
It is, normally, quite hard to think of something nice to say about George W. Bush. With his departure fast approaching, it is…very…very…easy to think of a long list of horrible, horrible things to say about George W. Bush. However, I find that this IS in fact the only nice thing to say about W. […]
by Jason T. Kocher December 26th, 2008 - Creative » Reference »
Asorb vb: to suck up or take up in a slightly quicker and therefore somewhat more efficient fashion than the word “absorb” refers to, due to the time saved in not pronouncing the “b”. “I asorbed all of your life essence when you were not paying attention.”
by Jason T. Kocher December 26th, 2008 - Culture » Video Games »
It would not be accurate to describe myself as a die-hard, long-storied, massively multiplayer online (MMO) video game player, but I have certainly logged a few hours in the past – intensely – and may well be on my way to deserving such a description as I’ve recently taken a few trips with VALVE‘s very […]
by Jason T. Kocher December 10th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »
I sat THERE and watched from behind a screen the variety of which which could be scene A movie reality… …a stolen dream He was THERE as far as… I could see with full knowledge of every surrounding monstrosity I COULD SEE He knew, though there shone no eyes And I his knowledge as the […]
