Asorb

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Asorb

vb: to suck up or take up in a slightly quicker and therefore somewhat more efficient fashion than the word “absorb” refers to, due to the time saved in not pronouncing the “b”.

“I asorbed all of your life essence when you were not paying attention.”

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