Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

Captain America Review: Hydra Bob Edition

by July 27th, 2011 - Culture » Film and TV »

Saw Captain America. Meh. Here’s the scene that would have taken it several notches above ‘meh’: EXT. NAZI WOODS – NIGHT We see Captain America riding his motorcycle intent on making his way to the hideout of the nefarious terrorist group, HYDRA. CUT TO: EXT. HYDRA HEADQUARTERS – NIGHT Two guards stand at the gate, […]

Scene from a Birthday Party

by July 26th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

BIRTHDAY BOY Hey Dude, you should totally come to my birthday party. I’m getting a cake decorated with characters and events from Eyes Wide Shut. FRIEND Oh my god…that sounds heinous… BIRTHDAY BOY No way! It’s gonna be awesome. I was gonna get it last year, but Baskin Robbins was out of the kit. I […]

Frank Zappa Appreciation Index: Titties and Beer – You Can’t Do That While Jogging Anymore

by July 24th, 2011 - Culture » Sounds »

I haven’t exactly been shy about my admiration for Frank Zappa, the great and voluminous composer, decent guitarist, master of concepts, counter-counter-counter-culture wizard of words, unrestrained and unpredictable humorist, tireless entrepreneur, and champion of free speech. Frank Zappa’s is a massive, seemingly endless library of original content and alternate recordings that allows you great opportunity […]

Top Gear Doctor Who

by July 15th, 2011 - Culture » Film and TV »

Steven Moffat and Matt Smith have done a relatively bang up job since taking over Doctor Who last season. There have been hiccups, of course. Moffat followed up the stunningly good The Eleventh Hour with one of the worst episodes ever, The Beast Below. And as this very much miss-and-hit season has sludged into a […]

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