Creative

god does not work…but still goes about it in mysterious ways… I like to believe sometimes…that god DOES exists. And WAS all-powerful. And DID have a plan. But then, one night, when stumbling in the dark to the bathroom to take a piss, he/she slipped and slammed his/her head off the side of the toilet. […]

private void sounds(everything) { newLines punch-card programs echoing extrapolating competing recursive calls boolean thoughts muffled lost in the arguments of concert halls fooling the void pulses of impulse a beat the mind can dance to and not another everySingleBreath.makingSense(); stop(); this.return(methodFunction); }

Trebekkian Grammar Cunt n: a type of person brought to mind by what your mind might think Alex Trebek to be – although certainly he is likely…truly an alright guy – who rabidly corrects and assails with smug scorn those who do not make the most accurate tithing to the grammar gods. The term is […]

I am an impossible astronaut of myself, the space – a crippling study of every action.