Trebekkian Grammar Cunt

n: a type of person brought to mind by what your mind might think Alex Trebek to be – although certainly he is likely…truly an alright guy – who rabidly corrects and assails with smug scorn those who do not make the most accurate tithing to the grammar gods. The term is often applied to men so as to somewhat soften the outrage sure to come from certain feminist sects over the use of that most offensive of words.

“With no allowance for playful slang or slip of mind, that fucking Trebekkian Grammar Cunt slowly roasted my sentence over the burning coals of his mind’s sole passion, surely an attempt to compensate for his complete lack of penis.”