Creative

I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.” It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically… …coming […]

I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have: Rolling lushes on the night train. Smokin’ on a night train Chewin’ on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord.

Ignored natures are snakes at the gates of our realities.

I think I think… therefore… I may as well be.