1st Avenue New York City Vibrator

by August 4th, 2010 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.”

It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically…

…coming soon from Babeland.

This post was conceived while listening to Forming by The Germs, these conditions improving the quality of the offering.

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